Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
You are all doomed and I'd like to remind you that I'm superior to you. The game is a celebration of my power and I am doomed.
To entertain me. The game was created to entertain me personally... You can try it. What's the name of the game?
It's a game that uses expertise. This is a game for you, a tiny, useless snail, seeking to outdo me.
Aproximately three hours of premium time with ME (an exclusive offer I might add)Precise and swiftly paced platformsLots and lots of deathLots of being made fun ofThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe dream of defeating me in the end it's a great little mystery find out... the significance of life
It's hard to sit and wait for help in deciphering the truth...
We're looking forward to seeing you on the other side.
Squid


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